"Son of a b-b son of a b-b son of a b-b err b gun... hahaha you thought i was going to say son of a bitch didn't ya?"- Porky Pig

"If you get tired, pull over, if you get hungry, eat something." - Best in Show

"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake" - Fight Club

"Who's dick do I have to suck to get some pussy around here?" - Kissing Jessica Stein

"I'm a mog: half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend" - Spaceballs

"Not now Lumberg, I've got a meeting with the Bobs." - Office Space

"We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about." - Best In Show

"This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers. " - Clerks

"It puts the lotion in the basket"..."It puts the lotion in the basket"...."PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!" - Silence of the Lambs

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!" - Dirty Harry